Bae: Come over, my parents aren’t home.
Me: I’m good.
In /r/DankChristianMemes, Jesus Is Dank AF
Got My Whole Squad on Speed Dial
Miami Heat’s Baby Race
On December 18th, the Miami Heat held a high-drama race of babies during halftime of their game against the Celtics.
“John Lemon” Sees Resurgence on Reddit
An anthropomorphic lemon wearing deceased rock star John Lennon’s iconic circular glasses has seen a recent resurgence on Reddit.
Exurb1a On Entropy’s “Brilliant Accidents”
YouTuber Exurb1a discusses how humanity is one of the “brilliant accidents” in the dance between entropy and complexity in the universe as we know it.
“Bernie Would Have Won”
In the post-election chaos, leftists have adopted a new soothing mantra: Bernie Would Have Won.
Old Wounds of Germany vs. Brazil, Reopened
We Are Number One: John Cena Edition
YouTuber grandayy rings in the new year with an overdue John Cena remix of “We Are Number One”.
Hollywood Sign Parodies
With great recognition comes great exploitability.
Thief Sees He’s Caught
Once a thief realizes his pickpocketing was caught on camera, he does what any sensible person would do.
DuckTales Is Coming Back
Disney XD is reviving the beloved animated show from the late 80s with a brand new cast.
Increasingly Verbose Memes
The topic of this week’s community photoshop contest: increasingly verbose memes.
Caught in Providence: Mad Lights
A driver contests his traffic violation apparently caused by “mad [traffic] lights” before a judge in Providence, Massachusetts, and everything goes better than expected.
Take a F**king Sip, Babes
This expression referencing the famous “But That’s None of My Business” Kermit image is typically used to call someone out as ignorant or naive.
How to Stop Your Dog From Snoring
YouTuber Tal Solomon disturbs his adorable pup’s slumber with a recording of his own snoring.
Nier: Automata May Have Buttholes
Nier: Automata’s demo shows off everything: great controls, engaging story, and a (probably fake) “lovingly rendered butthole.”
Fallout 4 Screenshot in Report on Russian Hack
Two-Year-Old Toddler Saves His Twin Brother
In this dramatic footage captured on a nanny cam, two-year-old boy Bowdy Shoff ever so calmly rescues his twin brother Brock after finding him stuck under a fallen dresser.
Teleports Behind You Nothing Personal, Kid
This copypasta is typically used to mock edgy, katana-wielding neckbeards who have dedicated their lives to mastering the blade.
Jimquisition’s 10 Worst Games of 2016
Jim Sterling goes after the greedy and terrible games that littered 2016.