“we poppin the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow” has become Tumblr’s go-to snowclone for when things don’t turn out the way you expected.
TFW Makorra Doesn’t Happen
Expanding Brain: How to Pronounce “GIF”
This Picture Has No Red Pixels
This picture created by Japanese psychology professor Akiyoshi Kitaoka contains no red pixels, yet the strawberries still appear red due to the color constancy feature of human color perception.
Poppy Claims She Is “Not In a Cult”
YouTuber That Poppy has released a special announcement that she and artist Titanic Sinclair are certainly not in a cult and they are not cult leaders.
Internet to Help Bachelor Contestant Orgasm
After hearing Bachelor contestant Raven Gates confess that she has never experienced an orgasm, comedian April Lavalle launched a GoFundMe page to crowdfund a Hitachi Wand vibrator for Gates.
Uber CEO Under Fire After Arguing With Driver
Alex Jones Goes Shirtless Again
Like the guy from the Barenaked Ladies, Jones has a tendency to wear his mind on his sleeve and has a history of losing his shirt.
Purebread Dogs vs. Inbread Dogs
tfw yr just TO intelligent
When you post the smartest comment online.
Did You Know Mike Pence Is Race Bannon?
These images depicting Race Bannon from the 1960s cartoon Jonny Quest as a violently homophobic Mike Pence have exploded across Reddit’s /r/dankmemes community over the last week.
Venice Man’s Freestyle Rap Goes Viral
YouTube musician Harry Mack throws down a storm of freestyle rap for six straight minutes on the boardwalk in Venice Beach, California.
They’re Not Urinals, They’re “Thirsty Boys”
me_irl is experiencing an influx of image macros referring to urinals as “thirsty boys” after an old tweet hit the top of the page.
Troll Telemarketers With “Me Me Big Boy”
This expression was recently popularized by YouTuber Jacksfilms as a way to prank annoying telemarketers.
Bruce Wizard: “Magic Trick”
In the first episode of YouTuber Sexual Lobster’sBruce Wizard animated series, the titular protagonist does some soul searching to gain the respect of his students.
Bioware vs. Anon: 3D Modeling
Is This The Future Liberals Want?
Twitter has been imagining the future liberals want after a far-right tweeter warned that an image of a Muslim and a drag queen coexisting peacefully on the subway is the terrible future the left desires.
Dogs Act Tough Until Gate Opens
It looks like these dogs were all bark and no bite.
New Overwatch Hero: Orisa
Blizzard just unveiled the latest playable hero Overwatch Orisa, a quadraped robot capable of shielding teammates and blasting enemies with graviton orbs.
Cool 3D World’s “Rock and Roll”
Aerosmith have never looked better.