Also, it sure looks like Spider-Man's using Grindr.
Twitter Imagines What Spider-Man's Texting
Spider-Man of Paris Now a French Citizen
The 22-year-old who scaled four stories to save a baby has finally been granted French citizenship.
Genesis Does What Nintendon't
Reddit Bans QAnon Subreddits
The QAnon-themed subreddit /r/The_GreatAwakening has been banned by Reddit admins for violating content guidelines surrounding "inciting violence, harassment, and the dissemination of personal information."
Kirby Does The Fortnite Dance
And, honestly, it's horrifying.
Twitter Parodies Mark Wahlberg's Insane Fitness Routine
The man wakes up at 2:30, goes to bed at 7:30, and has very regimented snack times in between.
House Reps Demand Deep Fakes Report
Three lawmakers have sent a letter to the Director of National Intelligence, urging him to investigate deepfakes as a national security risk.
Praise the Original Big Suit Man
Shadow the Hedgehog of the Colossus
Where's that damn fourth colossus?
Vampire Facial Tied to HIV Scare in New Mexico
The New Mexico Department of Health said those who received the treatment at VIP spa in Albuquerque should get themselves tested after it was reported a client may have contracted the virus there.
"She Took The Fucking Kids" Depresses Internet
This catchphrase helps you get ready for fall by losing everything.
The Tables Have Turned
Welcome to New Jersey Transit
A sneak peak into what it's like taking the train from New York to Atlantic City.
Belgium May Sue EA Over FIFA Loot Boxes
The country ruled loot boxes were an illegal form of gambling, and Electronic Arts has yet to remove the system from its recent FIFA games in the country.
Pussy Riot Member Allegedly Poisoned
Doctors believe that Pussy Riot member Pyotr Verzilov may have been poisoned.
The Most Ambitious Crossover
Coast Guard Removes Employee for Alleged "White Power" Gesture
The United States Coast Guard announced they had removed a team member after Twitter users accused the man of making a "white power" symbol in the background of an MSNBC interview.
On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Dog
Tom Nook's Animal Crossing Reaction Gets Meme'd
Memers related to the sight of Tom Nook at his computer watching Nintendo Direct a little too hard in this new image macro series.
Bongo Cat Goes to Music School
Poor cat can't find the tempo.