The actions of these Oblivion NPCs don't inspire confidence in their words.
"Don't Worry, We'll Get Him."
Amazon Raises Employees' Minimum Wage
The move comes after intense criticism for their employee's $28,000 median salary from many, particularly Bernie Sanders.
California Passes Net Neutrality Law, Sued by Federal Government
Jeff Sessions has declared California's passing of old net neutrality rules "extreme and illegal," and California legislators seem prepped for a dogfight.
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The 4th Anniversary of "We Are Number One"
Four years ago today, the children's television series LazyTown blessed the internet with this song featured in the episode "Robbie's Dream Team," in which the villain Robbie Rotten sings about how to properly catch the superhero Sportacus.
"Can't Get Over You" by Joji ft. Clams Casino
Joji gets a fresh buzzcut in his new self-directed music video for the track "Can't Get Over You" featuring Clams Casino.
Inside That Classic Nod of Approval GIF
It's Robert Redford, not Zach Galifianakis as everyone thought at one point in their lives.
"Falling Stars Challenge" Shows Off Participants' Wealth
The game is, "Fall down, be rich." Hilarious!
Bowsette Cosplay
Alt-lit Poet Accused of Grooming Underage Girls
Poet Steve Roggenbuck, who gained online notoriety through his bizarre inspirational YouTube videos, has publicly apologized for his past behavior after being accused of sending sexually explicit messages to a 16-year-old girl when he was 24.
The Moon Is Made of Cheese (But I Can't Taste It)
Bill Wurtz' latest song is a catchy bunch of complete nonsense.
Trump Seems to Mock Kavanaugh Accuser at Rally
As the Kavanaugh confirmation controversy continues into October, President Trump appeared to mock Christine Blasey Ford, who accused Kavanaugh of sexual assault.
PewDiePie Gives Small "M14 Gang" Group a Huge Shoutout
Interest in the COD: Black Ops shitposting group skyrocketed after the YouTuber mentioned them in a Meme Review alongside Bowsette and Bongo Cat.
#SpookyFacts
Redditors Meme Calcium for Spooktober
Memes about skeletons and their love for calcium have taken off across various subreddits in honor of the spookiest month of the year.
Unofficial Karaoke Champion of World Crushes "Tequila"
This ain't your grand daddy's "Tequila."
Beaver Log Memes Are a Cuter Moth Lamp
If you thought you could sleep through September and awake in a world free of moth memes, you thought wrong. Moth memes are evolving and they're taking the form of Beavers and Logs.
Chompette Is Next Popular Super Crown Character
Will there be Super Crown art for every Nintendo character? It seems likely.
Bumblebee Talks to Short People
Grievance Studies Hoaxers Troll Academic Journals
A trio of academics recently revealed they were able to have seven intentionally outlandish papers published in a variety of peer-reviewed academic journals, which included poetry written by a teenage angst generator computer program and a feminist rewriting of Mein Kampf.