Don't have the patience to wait for take out? This Eastenders scene is for you.
Overly Dramatic Soap Opera Scene Is Perfect for Meme for a Lack of Patience
Taiwanese Man Plays Pokémon GO with Eleven Smartphones
An inspiration to us all.
He's Here
Vine Sequel Byte Announced for 2019
The long-awaited "V2" appears to really be happening.
Cap Off the Week With a Little Mr. Bubz
Everybody's growling for the weekend.
4chan Revives Ricardo Milos to Battle TikTok Posts
Ricardo Milos, the Brazilian dancer from "Dancing Like a Butterfly," is back to offer refuge from the flood of TikTok memes.
Former Track Coach Accuses Thousand Oaks Suspect of Sexual Assault
Former track coach for suspected Thousand Oaks shooter Ian David Long told reporters that he sexually assaulted her when he was in high school and that school officials pressured her to keep quiet.
Win Races, Win Text Messages
Internet Enthralled By "Perfect Little Soup Boy" Mystery
What would you do if an anonymous person was sending you soup and calling you their "perfect little soup boy?" One community message board member isn't speculating, they're living this nightmare and they hate soup.
Cyberpunk 2077 Brazil
This city's always got a promise for you.
Wall Street Journal Confirms Trump's Direct Involvement in Hush Money Payments
The paper was able to conclude through three dozen interviews and a review of the documents and tapes taken in the Michael Cohen raid that the President was directly involved in paying Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal, potentially violating campaign-finance law.
YouTube Time Travelers Come From the Future for a Bunch of Weird Videos
Apparently, the first thing time travelers want to do when they go back in time is ask you to "like and subscribe" because videos of time travel "testimonials" are hitting big numbers on YouTube.
Smash Ultimate Roster As Sorted By Income
The 10th Anniversary of Three Wolf Moon
Ten years ago today, the Amazon user Brian Govern posted a comical review for this classic internet meme shirt, inspiring a slew of hilariously absurd comments on its product review page.
Enjoy This Dog Trying to Kidnap Smaller Dog
When good pups go bad.
"Sir, This Is an Arby's" Mocks Very Important Thoughts
The long-running punchline is a way to mock someone going off on a monologue nobody cares about.
Twitter Swipes Left on Another Conservative Dating App
Righter, the latest in a line of dating apps for Republicans, is the focus of the internet's mockery.
Such a Good Boy
The Eighth Anniversary of the Navy Seal Copypasta
Eight years ago today, the earliest known archived posting of this classic aggro copypasta was submitted to 4chan's otaku enthusiast board /jp/, although one user claims to have created the passage several years prior.
Gus Johnson Takes a Terrifying Stab at Barstool Pizza Reviews
Things go from bad to worse in this nightmare pizza review.